Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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