sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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