But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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