He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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