we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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