You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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