are you so shy because you have an std?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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