the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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