So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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