i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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