It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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