i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Randomize
