just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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