is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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