No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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