I CAN MOONWALK!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
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