this beer tastes like vomit already
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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