she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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