she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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