i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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