What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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