butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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