Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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