I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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