no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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