talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You dont lie about slip and slides
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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