Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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