I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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