she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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