I puked a lego.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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