your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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