Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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