I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am one with the molecules
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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