Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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