I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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