He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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