all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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