Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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