Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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