I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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