looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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