he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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