This is not my ceiling
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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