If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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