So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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