Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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