: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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