YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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