I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I am midnight drunk by noon
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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