Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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