i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Two words: nipple clamps
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