Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You smell like stripper and shame
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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