So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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