You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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